diff --git a/DESCRIPTION b/DESCRIPTION
index 8a5ec28..9420254 100644
--- a/DESCRIPTION
+++ b/DESCRIPTION
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ Maintainer: Bob Rudis <bob@rud.is>
 Description: Shakespearean insult generator
 URL: https://github.com/hrbrmstr/bismer
 BugReports: https://github.com/hrbrmstr/bismer/issues
+Encodig: UTF-8
 License: AGPL
 Suggests:
     testthat, covr
diff --git a/NAMESPACE b/NAMESPACE
index 772f4a6..65e62c2 100644
--- a/NAMESPACE
+++ b/NAMESPACE
@@ -1,4 +1,8 @@
 # Generated by roxygen2: do not edit by hand
 
+export(gehornian)
+export(híenan)
 export(insult)
+export(misgrétan)
+export(scendan)
 import(tibble)
diff --git a/R/bismer.r b/R/bismer.r
index 43c65f3..4eb13ae 100644
--- a/R/bismer.r
+++ b/R/bismer.r
@@ -33,13 +33,52 @@ structure(list(c1 = c("artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless",
 
 #' Generate a random Shakespearean insult
 #'
+#' With this function thee can gen'rate a plain three-element æfþanc, one prefix'd with
+#' "thou", and completeth fracoþ sentences with varying punctuation.
+#'
 #' @md
 #' @param thou if `TRUE` then the insults are prefixed with "thou"
+#' @param sentence if `TRUE` then the insults are prefixed with "Thou art a" and end with
+#'        punctuation. See `exclaim` for how to specify which punctuation. The value of
+#'        `sentence` overrides `thou`.
+#' @param exclaim if `TRUE` and `sentence` == `TRUE` then the generated sentence will be
+#'        ended with a "!" else it shall be ended with a ".". This parameter is ignored
+#'        if `sentence` is `FALSE`.
+#' @export
+insult <- function(thou=TRUE, sentence=FALSE, exclaim=TRUE) {
+
+  prefix <- ""
+
+  beration <- sprintf("%s %s %s",
+                      insults$c1[sample(length(insults$c1), 1)],
+                      insults$c2[sample(length(insults$c2), 1)],
+                      insults$c3[sample(length(insults$c3), 1)])
+
+  if (thou || sentence) prefix <- if (sentence) "Thou art a " else "thou "
+
+  if (sentence) {
+    is_vowel <- substr(beration, 1, 1) %in% c("a", "e", "i", "o", "u")
+    if (is_vowel) prefix <-  gsub("a $", "an ", prefix)
+    beration <- sprintf("%s%s", beration, if (exclaim) "!" else ".")
+  }
+
+  sprintf("%s%s", prefix, beration)
+
+}
+
+#' @rdname insult
+#' @export
+gehornian <- insult
+
+
+#' @rdname insult
+#' @export
+híenan <- insult
+
+#' @rdname insult
+#' @export
+misgrétan <- insult
+
+#' @rdname insult
 #' @export
-insult <- function(thou=TRUE) {
-  sprintf("%s%s %s %s",
-          if (thou) "thou " else "",
-          insults$c1[sample(length(insults$c1), 1)],
-          insults$c2[sample(length(insults$c2), 1)],
-          insults$c3[sample(length(insults$c3), 1)])
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+scendan <- insult
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/README.Rmd b/README.Rmd
index 55dd7b9..dd79a35 100644
--- a/README.Rmd
+++ b/README.Rmd
@@ -10,6 +10,15 @@ The following functions are implemented:
 
 - `insult`: Generate a Shakespearean insult
 
+The `insult()` function is aliased to 
+
+- `gehornian`
+- `híenan`
+- `misgrétan`
+- `scendan`
+
+for those who want to go "all-in" on the Shakespeare thing.
+
 ### Installation
 
 ```{r eval=FALSE}
@@ -31,16 +40,8 @@ packageVersion("bismer")
 purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult()))
 
 purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(thou=FALSE)))
-```
 
-### Test Results
+purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(sentence=TRUE)))
 
-```{r message=FALSE, warning=FALSE, error=FALSE}
-library(bismer)
-library(testthat)
-
-date()
-
-test_dir("tests/")
+purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(sentence=TRUE, exclaim=FALSE)))
 ```
-
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index d4cef5b..0369129 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -7,6 +7,15 @@ The following functions are implemented:
 
 -   `insult`: Generate a Shakespearean insult
 
+The `insult()` function is aliased to
+
+-   `gehornian`
+-   `híenan`
+-   `misgrétan`
+-   `scendan`
+
+for those who want to go "all-in" on the Shakespeare thing.
+
 ### Installation
 
 ``` r
@@ -28,48 +37,58 @@ packageVersion("bismer")
 purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult()))
 ```
 
-    ## [1] "thou puny beetle-headed death-token"
-    ## [1] "thou errant tickle-brained flap-dragon"
-    ## [1] "thou rank ill-breeding whey-face"
-    ## [1] "thou spleeny crook-pared pumpion"
-    ## [1] "thou errant milk-livered hugger-mugger"
-    ## [1] "thou tottering clay-brained haggard"
-    ## [1] "thou mewling fat-kidneyed bladder"
-    ## [1] "thou impertinent toad-spotted harpy"
-    ## [1] "thou droning dread-bolted baggage"
-    ## [1] "thou wayward unchin-snouted pumpion"
+    ## [1] "thou errant rude-growing ooxoomb"
+    ## [1] "thou qualling fly-bitten miscreant"
+    ## [1] "thou saucy flap-mouthed bum-bailey"
+    ## [1] "thou reeky rude-growing puttock"
+    ## [1] "thou lumpish common-kissing clotpole"
+    ## [1] "thou paunchy weather-bitten strumpet"
+    ## [1] "thou weedy common-kissing puttock"
+    ## [1] "thou weedy full-gorged hedge-pig"
+    ## [1] "thou puking pottle-deep joithead"
+    ## [1] "thou gorbellied clapper-clawed dewberry"
 
 ``` r
 purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(thou=FALSE)))
 ```
 
-    ## [1] "warped knotty-pated giglet"
-    ## [1] "warped tickle-brained flap-dragon"
-    ## [1] "dissembling beetle-headed giglet"
-    ## [1] "surly tardy-gaited miscreant"
-    ## [1] "surly dread-bolted pignut"
-    ## [1] "puking spur-galled boar-pig"
-    ## [1] "fobbing clay-brained mumble-news"
-    ## [1] "goatish dismal-dreaning codpiece"
-    ## [1] "beslubbering base-court death-token"
-    ## [1] "roguish boil-brained maggot-pie"
-
-### Test Results
+    ## [1] "bawdy dismal-dreaning pignut"
+    ## [1] "reeky unchin-snouted pumpion"
+    ## [1] "currish doghearted lewdster"
+    ## [1] "clouted bat-fouling minnow"
+    ## [1] "lumpish hasty-witted gudgeon"
+    ## [1] "qualling full-gorged harpy"
+    ## [1] "surly common-kissing foot-licker"
+    ## [1] "loggerheaded pottle-deep fustilarian"
+    ## [1] "spongy hedge-born scut"
+    ## [1] "spleeny beef-witted bum-bailey"
 
 ``` r
-library(bismer)
-library(testthat)
-
-date()
+purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(sentence=TRUE)))
 ```
 
-    ## [1] "Sun Mar 26 12:55:05 2017"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a cockered flap-mouthed varlot!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a roguish common-kissing wagtail!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a venomed dizzy-eyed ooxoomb!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a currish ill-breeding skainsmate!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a vain unchin-snouted hugger-mugger!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a vain milk-livered gudgeon!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a jarring ill-nurtured harpy!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a craven ill-breeding harpy!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a bawdy spur-galled haggard!"
+    ## [1] "Thou art a frothy bat-fouling flax-wench!"
 
 ``` r
-test_dir("tests/")
+purrr::walk(1:10, ~print(insult(sentence=TRUE, exclaim=FALSE)))
 ```
 
-    ## testthat results ========================================================================================================
-    ## OK: 0 SKIPPED: 0 FAILED: 0
-    ## 
-    ## DONE ===================================================================================================================
+    ## [1] "Thou art a venomed milk-livered flap-dragon."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a bootless plume-plucked flirt-gill."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a roguish hasty-witted canker-blossom."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a vain folly-fallen bladder."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a roguish bat-fouling death-token."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a currish rude-growing pignut."
+    ## [1] "Thou art an artless shard-borne giglet."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a roguish ill-nurtured ratsbane."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a dissembling tardy-gaited flax-wench."
+    ## [1] "Thou art a dissembling idle-headed mammet."
diff --git a/man/insult.Rd b/man/insult.Rd
index 56cf850..572fe0c 100644
--- a/man/insult.Rd
+++ b/man/insult.Rd
@@ -2,13 +2,34 @@
 % Please edit documentation in R/bismer.r
 \name{insult}
 \alias{insult}
+\alias{gehornian}
+\alias{híenan}
+\alias{misgrétan}
+\alias{scendan}
 \title{Generate a random Shakespearean insult}
 \usage{
-insult(thou = TRUE)
+insult(thou = TRUE, sentence = FALSE, exclaim = TRUE)
+
+gehornian(thou = TRUE, sentence = FALSE, exclaim = TRUE)
+
+híenan(thou = TRUE, sentence = FALSE, exclaim = TRUE)
+
+misgrétan(thou = TRUE, sentence = FALSE, exclaim = TRUE)
+
+scendan(thou = TRUE, sentence = FALSE, exclaim = TRUE)
 }
 \arguments{
 \item{thou}{if \code{TRUE} then the insults are prefixed with "thou"}
+
+\item{sentence}{if \code{TRUE} then the insults are prefixed with "Thou art a" and end with
+punctuation. See \code{exclaim} for how to specify which punctuation. The value of
+\code{sentence} overrides \code{thou}.}
+
+\item{exclaim}{if \code{TRUE} and \code{sentence} == \code{TRUE} then the generated sentence will be
+ended with a "!" else it shall be ended with a ".". This parameter is ignored
+if \code{sentence} is \code{FALSE}.}
 }
 \description{
-Generate a random Shakespearean insult
+With this function thee can gen'rate a plain three-element æfþanc, one prefix'd with
+"thou", and completeth fracoþ sentences with varying punctuation.
 }